Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.
Oh, Tsukiyama, nice suit you got there.
It’s all white and shiny and clean and–
hey what are you doing
Why are you–
Well that suit’s ruined.
Wait just a second.
Is that a pattern??
Are you telling me you had your suit designed to be even more elegant once it was drenched in blood
Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme
Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’
literal leaders of the united states confirmed for meme loving fucks, country in both mortal shock and existential rejoice